For those still buffering toward enlightenment. Minimalist ascension tee with cosmic wit and hidden mushroom sigil. A Dankmor cult favorite.
Stay patient while your higher self buffers. “Currently Ascending, Please Hold” is a clean minimalist tee for cosmic multitaskers. High-contrast print on garment-dyed cotton, tiny mushroom sigil balancing the comma — subtle, witty, endlessly wearable.
Printed on a relaxed vintage-wash tee that feels lived in from the first wear.
Product features
- Constructed with side seams for added support and shape retention.
- Features a ribbed knit collar that maintains its elasticity and structure.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching in key areas.
- Utilizes advanced printing techniques for vibrant sleeve and label designs.
- Made from soft, lightweight fabric, ideal for both active and leisure wear.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
